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Heya, I'm §åmåñ†hå..I'm a avid gamer, my favorites are Assassins Creed, Dragon Age,Mass Effect, Bioshock, and Skyrim...I love to laugh and crack jokes, my body is made up of %100 sarcasm...I blog things I like and I like what I blog....

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

I have a really hot waiter.

Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

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wanna know what these all say?

"suck his dick"

He came back and he showed you his real self, and you killed him for it. Because he stood up for me! It was a one-shot deal! It was a gift! A GIFT! And you ruined it. You murdered your only son!

Et in Arcadia ego

One big happy ass-kicking family!

maleeshda3wa:

yayasmeen:

I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..

This deserves at least a thousand notes !!

bloodpactgirlscout:

so the saddest shortest story is attributed to hemingway:
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."
and this came to me at breakfast and i thought it was hilarious. 

bloodpactgirlscout:

so the saddest shortest story is attributed to hemingway:

"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."

and this came to me at breakfast and i thought it was hilarious. 

blkmagicalgurl:

actual best friend shit

smellestine:

a-little-bi-furious:

vowofsherlock:

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my faith in the world is just a little bit restored

does schadenfreude apply to people who deserve it or is it in a broad sense? Because this is perfect.

leftyrosenthal:

e-gay:

the whispered “oh my god”… the look of of humiliation on the childs face… the brother is tired

lmfao I am both of them at the same time

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